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Funny GIF Fun: Let go of me, I don't want to have a birthday again

2022-09-16 07:31:24


3. The day before yesterday, he bought a toy robber hat for my son, and after he put it on, he imitated the robber and shouted at me: "Want money or death?


Japanese girls take classes

Could this be the legendary "three-legged cat" kung fu?

三个人斗地主,大家看看这机器人是不是玩不起啊

What your girlfriend, to my phone is my daughter-in-law

Let go of me, I don't want to have a birthday again

How fat is the big paper piece, do you have no points in your heart?

The first time I saw the snow dog, this expression is really exaggerated!

都烧了三个时辰了,这水还没有开,怎么办

搞笑段子

1.刚刚跟我同事吵架了,不是因为他老拿我零食吃,也不是因为他老笑我丑,更不是因为他老在桌子下踩我,而是特码的拿我的充电宝给他的充电宝充电,我就郁闷了,心里火啊。。

2.换了手机号,晚上突发奇想,给同事群发了一条信息:“亲爱的,我换这个号了,啵一个,以后记得和我聊唷。”接着关机睡觉。然后第二天上班其他同事都脸色憔悴,还有一人有淤青的痕迹……后来那人不敢开机又偷偷换了一个号。

3.前天给儿子买了一个玩具劫匪帽,他戴上后模仿劫匪冲着我大声喊道:“要钱要命?”我:“要钱。”儿子转身到存钱罐里拿了一块钱递给我说:“给你钱!”

4.我考科目二时坐在考试车里,看着监控摄像头心里无比的紧张。教练说扣上安全带。我听话的扣上了,可是教练却冲着我吼到,你家安全带是用来勒肚子的。我小声的说:教练这玩意勒着肩膀我就不会开车了。